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"HOW THAT BORDER CROSSING FEELING MAKES A FOOL OUT OF A SENATOR"

ACTUALLY, Y'ALL ARE JUST GREEDY A$&HOLES!

DON'T YOU LOVE IT WHEN BASIC UTILITIES ARE DEREGULATED AND PRIVATIZED SO THE REAL GODLESS ONES, POLITICIANS AND OILMEN, CAN PROFIT OFF THE SUFFERING OF ALL OF US WHO THEY DON'T VIEW AS A ANYTHING MORE THAN A REVENUE SOURCE.

THANKFULLY THERE ARE SOME WHO SHOW THAT THEY TRULY DON'T CARE. A FINE TEXAN (FROM CANADA AND CARRIES NONE OF THE TRAITS THAT MAKE THESE TWO PLACES EXCEPTIONAL) DECIDES "FUCK IT, I'LL JUST GO TO CANCUN AND SEE IF ANYONE DOWN THERE THINKS THIS IS A GOOD BEARD. I MEAN WHAT CAN IT HURT, I JUST INSTIGATED A FAILED INSURRECTION AGAINST THE COUNTRY I WAS VOTED IN TO SERVE AND PROTECT." I UNDERSTAND. HE WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE IT ALWAYS SNOWS WHERE HE CAME FROM, ADDING "WHAT EVEN IS CLIMATES AND HOW COULD CHANGE."

THIS SHIRT HAS TOO MANY WORDS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH HIM TO READ IN PASSING. WEAR IT TO FAMILY FUNCTIONS AND START A FRIENDLY DIALOGUE.


  • All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

  • Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester

  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)

  • Fine knit jersey

  • 30 singles

  • ¾ sleeves

  • Contrast raglan sleeve

  • Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color

  • Prewashed to minimize shrinkage

  • Tear-away label

  • Blank product sourced from Mexico