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DEPRAVITY-SHIRTS FROM THE LONE STAR STATE
"GIDDY UP AND GET DOWN HERE"
HERE MEANS HELL - SATX
CRUEL GEAR FOR WEIRDOS, FREAKS, THE BRAIN WASHED, AND EVERYDAY DEGENERATES
IT'S NOT A SIN TO BE OLD AF DOWN HERE
by Satantonio TX June 20, 2021
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Loser JIM Bob's Testimonial
"I was a total loser and had no friends until my MOM bought me a Satantonio Hoodie. Now I've moved out of her basement and go full Texas Hardcore crushing it every night. YEE-HAW!!"
Jim Bob - (Quihi, TX)
I'm never ever ever going to not shop here again!
"I'm sure you said something that will hurt my feelings and isn't detrimental to the citizens of Texas."
Not Lt. Governor Dan Patrick (Baltimore, MD)
Starting a family was a terrible idea
"My kid burst into flame when he put a shirt in the cart."
Empty Nesters looking for a Third (Frisco, TX)
Are you going to pay for my medical bills?
"They were just going to take my wallet but decided to stab me when they saw my bad ass T-shirt."
Thanks a lot Satan and the Great State of Texas.
Former and Now Future Brooklynite (Austin, tx)
Who cares about any of this shit?
"What is even the fucking point?"
No way I would be associated with this! (Nacogdoches, TX)