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"IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WEATHER IN TEXAS JUST WAIT 5 MINUTES, THE POLITICS WILL MAKE YOU ABANDON ALL HOPE"

EVERY TIME A TEXAS STATE LEGISLATOR LOSES ALL OF HIS INTEGRITY KOWTOWING TO THE MAGA CONSTITUENCY'S STUDIED, WELL REASONED, MISUNDERSTANDING OF FASCISM, IT SINKS A TRUMP PARADE BOAT. 

I want to use this platform to praise an incredible East Dallas high school valedictorian for owning the very principled Texas governor, Maryland native, lieutenant governor Dan Patrick and all the punk-ass Texas Legislature for using their white, hypocritical privilege to put the subjugation of women into law. Because guns and abortion are what we need to be worrying about while people suffer and die all over Texas due to the negligence of basic governance.

I'm no maritime lawyer but I don't think it's slander or libel to let everyone know that AG Ken Paxton gets a new misspelled and misinterpreted Post Malone face tattoo on his tumescence every time a new allegation is leveled against him to try and please his beloved succubus. It's cool because I wrote this in international waters.

Satantonio means no disrespect to Post Malone or succubi. Posty is the love child of Johnny Paycheck, the D.O.C. and Roky Erickson. 


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

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Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Color
Red
Army
Athletic Heather
White
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