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"HAVE YOU ACCEPTED GOAT INTO YOUR HEART?"


PRAY WITH ME THAT WE ALL GET SOME DELICIOUS BABY GOAT BEFORE OUR IMPENDING DEMISE.

Here's a Doomsday cult you can get behind. A feast for the soul. Work up an appetite as you prostrate yourself before the altar of the GOAT.

You won't believe your fucked up goat eyes as the one true GOAT turns this dope shirt into a holy relic. Miracles will happen as the anointed textile soaks up the succulent juices running down the blessed GOAT's beard and over onto the wanton faces of the true believers.

Gorge on the bounty the shepherd has brought to slaughter and smoke. 


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Size