"DO YOU SEE ANY COWS IN THAT FIELD?"

ARE YOU FEELING IT BIG TEX? IT'S SO SENSUAL!

Did you just eat something disgusting and incredibly moist?

Get ready to give your friend the Heimlich and ingest that magic again.

So move your Papasan over to this table and wonder if you're painting on it or it's painting on you or realize that God hates you and East Texas and spend the next few hours crying in fear. At least you will be comfortable in this finely crafted tshirt. You'll only rip off your pants and forearms.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide