"THE CATARACTS OF TEXAS"

In the land of the UT Tower Shooting truthers, the Darryl K Royal Assholes are king.

If you're out of touch enough to be upset that your school wants to progress to the 20th century and change an overtly racist fight song, take comfort in the fact you don't go to the "other" university in College Station. A school whose fight song is completely based on a weird incestuous hatred of your school. Where they no longer face you and are currently playing in a conference where they are destined to lose to the more historically racist schools of the deep south. Don't let the Aggies win.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle

• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Front pouch pocket

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

 

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M

L

XL

2XL

3XL

Length (inches)

27

28

29

30

31

32

Width (inches)

20

22

24

26

28

30

Color
Red
Dark Heather
Sport Grey
White
Size