"MY FUTURE IS LOOKING BRIGHT!"

 NO. IT'S NOT.

The cards aren't dealing you a winning hand.

You should just give up and resign yourself to live the rest of your miserable life in this ultra-soft, super comfortable sweatshirt.

Keep on truckin'?

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide