"HUNTING FOR A WAY OUT OF THIS LOVELESS MARRIAGE"

OBVIOUSLY, YOU DIDN'T STORM THE CAPITOL

If you leave your evenly matched trophy killings splayed out of the bed of your truck with their eyes open looking to the heavens and their tongue protruding as it did gasping for its last breath, this hat's for you. Buy an extra in a youth size for the child in the car parked next to you who was just traumatized into a life of moral ambiguity.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)