"FAILED PANDEMIC PROJECT 3" (ecommerce)

THIS STIMULUS CHECK WILL HELP US LAUNCH OUR LIFESTYLE BRAND AND GET US THROUGH THESE TOUGH TIMES AND BEYOND.

Do you think those are the armadillos and cowboys we asked for? I think it's Santa Claus and some Lemurs? 

Where does it say anything about Texas? I guess Taxes is close.

I don't think the Graphic Designer we hired understood the vision for our lifestyle brand.

Can we get our money back? You don't think so. Oh, it's gone along with the rest of the kids' college fund. The money had to go somewhere? Is that even a country?

Surely, we can recoup some of the money with these 2,500 shirts that seem to be made of a fabric? Is the plumbing broke? That smell is coming from the shirts. 

At least the rats seem to be repelled by them.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico